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Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:19 pm

They should do Sam Fisher jokes. Splinter Cell owns Chuck Norris.


The people don't make the world go round, Sam Fisher makes the world go round.


Sam Fisher can sharpen knives with his teeth.


Sam Fisher made the Internet.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Sun Nov 21, 2010 1:34 am

I don't know if this will go over well... Oh well,
Sam fisher can kill you, without touching you or his gun.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Adam » Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:52 am

These are Classic Chuck Norris facts, but modified!!! This isn't by any means funny.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:19 am

Adam wrote:These are Classic Chuck Norris facts, but modified!!! This isn't by any means funny.


Hmph! Says you.
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Adam » Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:40 am

"Hey! Everyone, I got an Idea! Let's take the Chunk Norris Facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts), and replace "Chuck Norris..." with some random video game character. It's going to be so hilarious!" :-P
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:04 am

Shut up, Adam! :lol:


Sam Fisher could eat Mike's cookies with Mike standing right in front of them without Mike noticing.
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Zhuge » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:30 pm

Stop trolling Adam. If you don't like the thread, don't post in it.

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:32 pm

Can't you tell that it was a joke? It's alright. It's no big deal. Jeez, you guys need to take a joke once and a while (besides Chuck Norris jokes). -_- If not, 001 joke topic forums become useless and therefore defeat the very perpose of joking.
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Zhuge » Sun Nov 21, 2010 7:38 pm

It was sarcasm about the theme of the topic, and putting it down which adds nothing to it. Trolling. :P
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby RPGking » Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:39 pm

Adam wrote:These are Classic Chuck Norris facts, but modified!!! This isn't by any means funny.


Adam wrote:"Hey! Everyone, I got an Idea! Let's take the Chunk Norris Facts (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_facts), and replace "Chuck Norris..." with some random video game character. It's going to be so hilarious!" :-P


I think a certain someone *cough* Adam *cough* has a little thing for another certain someone *cough* Chuck Norris *cough*...
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Gamerdude » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:21 am

C'mon now. That's not helping.

Back on topic.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Ovoon » Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:37 am

Sam Fisher can slam a revolving door.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:00 pm

Sam can spell his name backwards and it still shows "Sam"
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:33 pm

Sam Fisher invented Valentines Day! And hell, he invented Chuck Norris, too! :lol:


Sam Fisher can see in pitch-darkness without night vision goggles.
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Stephen Chapman » Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:06 pm

xWar_and_Piecex wrote:Sam Fisher can see in pitch-darkness without night vision goggles.

Then why does he wear night vision goggles? :P

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Rico » Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:47 pm

He can see in the dark but he uses the goggles to see your fear. ;)
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:25 am

I couldn't have said it better myself, Rico. :lol:

Sam Fisher uses the gun to shoot the demons inside of people! :lol:
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:02 pm

I don't have one!
Btw I believe in your signiture Dr. freeman should already be dead. ;)
Sam fisher doesn't give anyone time to talk before they die, unless he needs information, which then he tortures them until they wish they were dead.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:55 pm

Poor Freeman. :lol: Nobody loves Half-Life. :lol:


Sam Fisher and Splinter Cell own Half-Life, Gordon Freeman, and Chuck Norris altogether!
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:17 pm

No! don`t go in that territory!
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:52 pm

Too late. :lol:
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Wed Dec 01, 2010 3:14 pm

*silencer rolls on 9mm*
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:25 pm

*Silenced shotgun reloads and fires* *Pip!*
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!

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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby Adam » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:33 pm

Sam Fisher was driving a Ferrari. But then he wanted more speed and get out of the car and walked.
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Re: Splinter Cell Sam Fisher Jokes

Postby xWar_and_Piecex » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:31 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one!


Sam Fisher could knock a door down just by looking at it.
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Gordon Freeman: Oh, shit! Your Fisher aren't you? How did you get in this video game? You're in the wrong video game.

Sam Fisher: No, your in the wrong video game! Look around you!


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