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Deedasmi
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Sterotype jokes

Postby Deedasmi » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:50 am

Keep them funny and clean guys. No racist stuffz.

A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty."

If you understand this, you are amazig :D

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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Ovoon » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:00 am

No racist jokes? But racist is stereotyping right? Thats what makes racist jokes funny is the stereotyping. Plus, who actually considers racist jokes to be acts of racism? Nobody I know, and I tell em to everyone. Ajax? Hes black, he taught me 80% of the black racist jokes that I know. :P
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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Deedasmi » Thu Nov 25, 2010 3:02 am

I will not have flame wars starting over jokes. Your out of luck.

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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Stephen Chapman » Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:07 am

Australians ride in kangaroo's pouches down the street? We also wear funny hats with corks hanging off of them.

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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby ITB » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:45 am

and according to Disney Channel, they also eat grilled bananas.

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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Ixayou » Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:24 am

A ghost, a witch, a troll and a smart Sweedish person were sitting in the corners of a room. In the middle of the room there was a cake, who they all wanted. Guess who got the cake?

Answer: None of them! Because ghosts dont exist, witches dont exists, trolls dont exists and smart sweedish people dont exist :)

(its usual in norway to make fun of sweden, as they probably makes fun of us)
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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:54 pm

OOoooo, that's really mean Ixa,

And according to 1001 horrible facts, people in america also eat bulls you know(is this post ok?). The point is that stereotyping sucks for the victim.

(P.S. Deeds, you misspelled amazing BOTH times.)
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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Deedasmi » Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:23 pm

In deedland, spelling is for sane pepole :P

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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby Indiana 266 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:17 pm

And that's why I have not been classified as insane.
Well, I don't have any jokes, sorry. I'll work on some in my spare time, no not really.
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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby sinjin48 » Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:04 pm

An Englishman, an American and a Newfoundlander ere all in a restaurant. The Englishman goes to the bathroom and comes out with his hands wet, the other two ask him why, 'My mother always taught me to wash my hands', said he. The american went in, came out with his hands and his arms wet, the others asked him why, 'My mother always taught me to wash my hands and my arms, proper hygiene', said he. The Newfoundlander went in, came out with his hands dry, the others asked him why he didn't wash his hands, 'Me, mudder taught me early, doan piss on yer 'ands! Proper 'ygiene

Yeah, we always poke fun at our selves.
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Re: Sterotype jokes

Postby ITB » Sun Nov 28, 2010 8:00 pm

3 Chinese immigrants move to America. One was named Chu one was named Fu and one was named Bu. They were afraid of racism so they changed their names. Chu said "I'll add a CK on the end of my name so I can be Chuck." Bu said, "I'll add a CK to my name so it becomes Buck." Chu and Bu both looked and Fu who responded, "I'll go back to china."


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